Wales was in shock yesterday as it emerged that the Church there had decided something sensible. Yesterday, the Church agreed that women were really not that bad after all, and were in fact capable of lifting up a cup dramatically and pulling off funny hats. This revelation, as they finally voted to allow women bishops, follows recent cutting edge research which showed that Church services and pastoral duties were not, in fact, carried out with the penis and as such women were just as suited to the job as men.
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