A man today walked out of his job in the Armed Forces to live in a 21 room council flat also inhabited by his unemployed wife and young child. The taxpayer funded abode in Kensington is not subject to bedroom tax, despite its sprawling size, and £1m has been spent over the last year renovating it for the small family.
The 31 year old, who served a brief stint in Search and Rescue after a taxpayer funded private education, has decided he wants a year out to "help his granny", who lives not far away in another 775 roomed taxpayer funded abode. His income will be drawn from the public purse as his wife stays at home looking at pictures of cats on the internet and reading the Mail Online while their son is looked after by someone else.
When questioned, the man justified his expense by saying "well I'm gonna like, help save the planet and stuff as well so y'know like, that's better than a job, yah?", and grimacing widely in an apparent gesture of humility. When he realised this wasn't working, he dragged out his wife, and everyone suddenly became so enraptured by her beautiful smile and tasteful dress and sense of normality that they forgot to ask why they're paying for her to have a 21 room Kensington apartment to look at cat memes in all day.
The 31 year old, who served a brief stint in Search and Rescue after a taxpayer funded private education, has decided he wants a year out to "help his granny", who lives not far away in another 775 roomed taxpayer funded abode. His income will be drawn from the public purse as his wife stays at home looking at pictures of cats on the internet and reading the Mail Online while their son is looked after by someone else.
When questioned, the man justified his expense by saying "well I'm gonna like, help save the planet and stuff as well so y'know like, that's better than a job, yah?", and grimacing widely in an apparent gesture of humility. When he realised this wasn't working, he dragged out his wife, and everyone suddenly became so enraptured by her beautiful smile and tasteful dress and sense of normality that they forgot to ask why they're paying for her to have a 21 room Kensington apartment to look at cat memes in all day.
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