The Daily Quail's writers have been working hard to give you a full list of all Labour's election promises that have been announced at the Party Conference. Here is the list so far:
1) free unicorn rides to school
2) free energy to all homes
3) free food
4) free lapdances
5) free pies
6) holiday to the Caribbean for every Labour voter
7) reopening of mines
8) relocation of bitcoins underground so they can be mined
9) mines
10) everything back as it was in the old days
11) why does everyone hate us
12) erasing of Iraq from all maps
13) free everything
14) please vote for us
15) please
16) please
17) please
1) free unicorn rides to school
2) free energy to all homes
3) free food
4) free lapdances
5) free pies
6) holiday to the Caribbean for every Labour voter
7) reopening of mines
8) relocation of bitcoins underground so they can be mined
9) mines
10) everything back as it was in the old days
11) why does everyone hate us
12) erasing of Iraq from all maps
13) free everything
14) please vote for us
15) please
16) please
17) please
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