There was chaos today as elite squads of Apple bailiffs moved into houses across the UK. They were acting on clauses hidden in the iTunes terms and conditions which stated Apple had full ownership of the houses, cars, children and souls of people who downloaded the recent upload. Bailiffs have been breaking into houses and taking the possessions they now rightfully own.
David Cameron, after calling a meeting of the emergency Cobra committee, has released a statement saying there is nothing he can do. He said "although we recognise this will cause extreme problems for the British population, given the extreme levels of homelessness and kidnappings that will happen. However, since I have an iPhone and think they're pretty damn cool, I don't really think there's anything I can do."
Tim Cook, the CEO of Apple, has also released a statement today. He said "I always knew that people rarely read terms and conditions. However, I did think something as obvious as this might be picked up. Clearly not. I think this is not only a great way for me to make lots of money, it's also a tough lesson to the 25.6 million Britons who will now have their houses, children and souls taken away: always read the terms and conditions."
David Cameron, after calling a meeting of the emergency Cobra committee, has released a statement saying there is nothing he can do. He said "although we recognise this will cause extreme problems for the British population, given the extreme levels of homelessness and kidnappings that will happen. However, since I have an iPhone and think they're pretty damn cool, I don't really think there's anything I can do."
Tim Cook, the CEO of Apple, has also released a statement today. He said "I always knew that people rarely read terms and conditions. However, I did think something as obvious as this might be picked up. Clearly not. I think this is not only a great way for me to make lots of money, it's also a tough lesson to the 25.6 million Britons who will now have their houses, children and souls taken away: always read the terms and conditions."
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