Saturday, 12 October 2013

BREAKING NEWS:Turkish cuisine rarely includes turkey

A surprise announcement was made today, following a Daily Quail investigation. After a dedicated team of undercover reporters ventured inside Turkey's borders, the shocking discovery was made that, despite the county's misleading name, Turkish cuisine rarely includes Turkey.
The Foreign Office has hailed the discovery as a "breakthrough in our understanding of our close neighbour, and an important edition to the global enclycopaedia of international relations."
The EU announced today it will be using this new discovery to influence the country's EU bid. It released a statement early this morning saying "The news of Turkey's culinary deception will not be taken lightly. This is a game changer."

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