Jon Snow attacked by flame wielding Bristolians after confusing Bristol with Wales

There was anarchy in the Channel 4 newsroom tonight as a mob of angry Bristolians attempted to raid the studio armed with burning rags doused in vodka. It followed a seemingly innocuous mistake by newsreader Jon Snow when he referred to Bristol in a news report as "Wales". Once the news had spread around social networking sites, the Bristolian diaspora mobilised in anger at their beautiful city being confused with that horrible place were everyone is impossible to understand and smells.
Mavis Bailey, of Kingswood, Bristol, told the Daily Quail she was hurt and upset by Jon's comments.
"How could he possibly confuse us? I mean like our Bristol is such a lush place, and Wales is just horrible. 'Ere it's well out of order".
Jon Snow was unavailable for comment as he was busy escaping from the mob.